Self-respect

Grandpa said he was fine, ripped out the IVs, rolled out of bed, mowed the lawn, and died a man in his own bed, bathroom, or yard.

You, however, will trust your lawyer, your doctor, and the RN who sticks suppositories up your ass. They’ll draw your blood every night, sternly call you “sir,” and sedate you until you stop breathing.

 

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